Ich hatte ja schon immer ein Faible für schrille Klamotten. Und die knallgrünen Stutzen vom Arsenal-Auswärts-Torwart-Outfit fallen doch direkt in mein Beuteschema ...



kisuuna: Jens?

Lehmann: Huh?

kisuuna: Can I have your green footie socks?

Lehmann: Girl, you own about 20 pairs of colouful socks (including two different pairs of Burlington WC-Edition knee socks), probably 4 pairs of legwarmers and, let me think, at least 10 pairs of multi-patterned armwarmers. Not counting the various fishnet tights and stuff. Now why exactly would you need my green footie socks?

kisuuna: Ehm ... because they are nice? And because they are yours? *flirty look*

Lehmann: *sigh* Well, if you must. *hands over green footie socks*

kisuuna: Weee, THANK you! *happy happy*

Lehmann: My oh my ...

kisuuna: Jeeens?

Lehmann: Yeah ...?

kisuuna: Can I have your shin pad suspenders too?

Lehmann: *groans* What have I done to deserve this?

kisuuna: Oh, pretty pleeease ...?

Lehmann: All right, all right! But don't tell Arsène, will ya, or else he'll wonder where all the money goes to.

kisuuna: *tries suspenders on at once* Hey, cool!

Lehmann: Well, at least Mutant Fangirl is happy now.

kisuuna: Je-heeens?

Lehmann: Right, what else?

kisuuna: Do you want to be the mascot of my band?

Lehmann: *WHAT??!*

kisuuna: Yeah, see, we're doing Irish folk and stuff, and you would really fit in great with that green Arse away outfit of yours. Maybe we could even pin a shamrock to the front of your shirt.

Lehmann: Kisuuna! We're PLAYING Ireland in the qualification on Saturday!!

kisuuna: Oh, that's fine. We play some Scotch, Welsh and English songs as well.

Lehmann: *runs away screaming*

kisuuna: JEEENS, WAIT UP! ! You haven't heard the song I was going to sing about you yet!

;o)

P.S. "It's not easy being green" ist ein Lied, das Kermit auf einer der Muppets CDs singt *quak*